#smakoneeffect

seriously, this is friggin funny! haha gw baca ngakak sendiri. gw pencetusnya lohhhh! haha *bangga. agak menyeramkan si efek2nya tapi bikin gw pengen merasakannya LAGI! hahahha super duper big thanks for your participation guys!

1. #smakoneeffect kalo besoknya gada ulangan, malemnya bingung sendiri gatau mau ngapain.
2. #smakoneeffect ulangan belom belajar,, ga sreg tidur
3. #smakoneeffect mall sudah jarang masuk dalam list on weekend. schedule rata2 untuk les.
4. #smakoneeffect kantong mata nebel karena belajar ampe tengah malem
5. #smakoneeffect pergi kemana2 bawa buku pelajaran
6. #smakoneeffect kacamata T.T
7. #smakoneeffect kalo malem minggu pergi rasanya ga lengkap tanpa kertas/buku buat bahan belajar
8. #smakoneeffect bisa bungkuk ke sekolah bawa buku seabreg
9. #smakoneeffect betis mendadak atletis karena kalo lift yang nyala cmn 1 harus naik tangga ampe lantai 8
10. #smakoneeffect Bikin yang ud lulus sekolah jadi pengen sekolah lagi
11. #smakoneeffect pada takut nilai jelek, rela melakukan apapun ampe stress sendiri
12. #smakoneeffect kemana2 bawa iketan rambut
13. #smakoneeffect belajar susah susah mati matian jatuh bangun nilai jarang 9.
14. #smakoneeffect serasa liburan bengong ga belajar kalo ga ada ulangan
15. #smakoneeffect yang ada gw jd makin bejad karna bertemu teman2 gahul hahahaha
16. #smakoneeffect jadi punya pribadi yang baik : pekerja keras
17. #smakoneeffect ngerasa *agak* wajar kalo di luar sekolah masih omongin ilmu pengetahuan
18. #smakoneeffect yang normal jadi freak yang freak jadi gila yang gila jadi stres
19. #smakoneeffect tukang fotokopian dimana2 laris manis
20. #smakoneeffect yang belajar dianggap tidak freak, yang santai ga belajar dianggap freak ga niat sekolah
21. #smakoneeffect jem pulang sekolah terkadang extended. Remedial dulu
22. #smakoneeffect kadang" twitter dan fb lebih berguna buat belajar dari fotokopian
23. #smakoneeffect Bikin insomnia! Blajar tiada henti.
24. #smakoneeffect ngeliat mayones ngomongin kimia
25. #smakoneeffect ulangan tergampang aja tetep keliatan susah
26. #smakoneeffect ngeliat sabun juga jadi inget kimia
27. #smakoneeffect kalo liburan panjang bosen banget ga tau mau ngapain soalnya uda biasa belajar
28. #smakoneeffect libur2 bangun jam 5 pagi
29. #smakoneeffect libur terasa amat berhargaa :)
30. #smakoneeffect bngga banget klo dtnya skola dmna :D
31. #smakoneeffect kalo sabtu minggu ga belajar, kayanya merasa bersalah...
32. #smakoneeffect coffee jadi salah minuman favorit.
33. #smakoneeffect hello sarcasm! :D
34. #smakoneeffect weekend bukan buat jalan2, weekend buat mencukupi kebutuhan tidur yang sangat kurang pada weekdays
35. #smakoneeffect nyalin laporan lab jadi makin jago
36. #smakoneeffect sebelum lulus bilangnya nyesel masuk smukie, pas ud lulus bilangnya malah pengen sekolah lagi di smukie
37. #smakoneeffect pulang sekolah ga langsung pulang, ke tempat les .
38. #smakoneeffect ditanya : eh bisa ga?? dijawab : aduhh ga bisa nih gw parah pasti remed. nilainya : 90>
39. #smakoneeffect ke toilet bawa buku pelajaran & fotokopian
40. #smakoneeffect kertas menumpuk.. handout, fotokopi, catatan, soal, dsb
41. #smakoneeffect semua jadi takut masuk kelas ipa soalny pada bilang berat,ditambah nilai pas2an.
42. Gara' ujian bolak balik ngeliat buku , udh tutup lampu siap' mau bobo balik buka lampu lg ngeliat ad yg lupa soal nya . #smakoneeffect
43. #smakoneeffect yg ga tau bola jadi dukung chelsea mati"an
44. #smakoneeffect kimia 70 aja ampe pelok"an sma temen wkwk
45. #smakoneeffect kalo gak remed aja ud kegirangan kek menang undian
46. #smakoneeffect pepatah nasi sudah menjadi bubur dianti NH4OH udah jadi NH3 + H2O haha
47. #smakoneeffect kalo mau ulangan pasti tmpat fotokopian rame buat fotokopi cat anak yg rajin nyatet
48. #smakoneeffect MENGGENDUT KARENA STRESS BELAJAR -> MAKAN TERUS! aaaaaa -> the worst effect!
49. #smakoneeffect kalo mau disuruh kosongin laci / liburan panjang, buru2 usaha nyari kardus ke tempat fotokopian
50. #smakoneeffect ga peduli dapet nilai bagus, yang penting lolos .
51. #smakoneeffect meja blajar jadi tmpat tidur kdua, entah dskola entah drumah.
52. #smakoneeffect soal test diagnostik itu jauuuuuuuuuuuh lebih gampang dari soal ulum
53. #smakoneeffect mat dpet 100 digampar =.=
54. #smakoneeffect dapet nilai bagus,, *shreddd kertas ulangan bolong ato sobek
55. #smakoneeffect udah biasa ngeliat orang freak. malah kadang2 terpengaruh jadi freak juga.
56. #smakoneeffect mentingin belajar drpd pcar
57. #smakoneeffect ga kaget lagi kalo ada ulangan mendadak
58. #smakoneeffect ga peduli model rambut gw apaan yang penting BELAJAR! Mau badhairday ky apa jg bodo amat.
59. #smakoneeffect UBAN
60. #smakoneeffect karena stres, abis uub DIJAMIN kalo ke TA/CP pasti ada anak smuki
61. #smakoneeffect jadi tau smua produk bank syariah
62. #smakoneeffect hari sabtu malah ngeles
63. #smakoneeffect abis uub rasanya pengen mati krn soalnya terlalu susah
64. #smakoneeffect kalo pergi tanding yang berhubungan dengan pelajaran jadi SUPER PEDE
65. #smakoneeffect pas smp males pas sma mau ga mau terpaksa jd rajin
66. #smakoneeffect kebotakan
67. #smakoneeffect takut tidur ,terutama kalo besokny uub
68. #smakoneeffect selalu bangga pake jaket SMAK 1 ke lomba2. people know it stands for something.
69. tidur terus ud dapet bagus di SMP. di SMA belajar semaleman masih remed. #smakoneeffect
70. #smakoneeffect life becomes more enjoyable, why? because tons of tasks and tests won't bother us playing! WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
71. #smakoneeffect mandarin 90 ga ada kebahagiannnya wkwk
72. #smakoneeffect rela ga makan buat ngmgin ulgn td yg ga bsa . Wkwkwkw
73. #smakoneeffect tukang fotokopi untung gede ..
74. #smakoneeffect abs uub lgs ngitung nilai minimal biar lulus
75. #smakoneeffect ktny ulg bahannya banyak,tp makin mlm twitter makin rame bkn makin sepi! hihihihi
76. #smakoneeffect Rindu lagu penabur yang suka diputer di radio
77. #smakoneeffect jadi rajin, jadi pekerja keras, jadi gila nilai.
78. #smakoneeffect bangga jawab pertanyaan sekolah dimana dan sangat bingung kalau ada yg ga tau smukie atau smak1 itu apa ƪ(‾ε‾")ʃ
79. #smakoneeffect rambut jd jelek gara2 diiket terus! Hahaha
80. #smakoneeffect belajar setiap hari sampe mlm dan ttp dpt nilainya ga ok adalah hal biasa!.. LOL
81. #smakoneeffect udah ga animeholic dan gameholic lagi
82. #smakoneeffect terpaksa utk nyontek
83. #smakoneeffect tapi kalo ketauan nyontek langsung rasanya jantung berhenti berdetak
84. #smakoneeffect pas brangkat dri rumah matahari blum terbit, pas pulang ke rumah matahari uda tenggelam
85. #smakoneeffect jadi ngmg 'oke deh' sm 'eh ni ngerti nga' ala YB..
86. #smakoneeffect koleksi catatan di tmpt pensil. kalau2 butuh buat ulangan&remednya.
87. #smakoneeffect : makin cinta sama smuki :)
88. #smakoneeffect bikin smwa yg ud lulus kangen bngd sama ayam kremes, siomay ukrida, bubur ukrida, dan warteg
89. #smakoneeffect tinggi gw ga naek2 gara2 kebanyakan belajar . Shit.
90. #smakoneeffect lemari baju nyokap digusur bwat lemari buku dan kertas
91. #smakoneeffect udah seneng biar dapet nilai 6
92. #smakoneeffect terlatih untuk nembak n pake feeling
93. #smakoneeffect mati gaya kalo bsknya ga ada ulangan peer tgs. Jd bgg msti ngapain
94. #smakoneeffect tidur 5 jam itu biasa, 2 jam itu 'sedikit kemaleman'
95. #smakoneeffect wc favorit untuk membuang dosa.

besok2 kalo kita main ini lagi gw update deh ;)

ice breaker #3

whoots sudah lama yah kita ga main tebak2an! haha ayo guys, coba pecahkan soal2 di ice breakers ketiga ini!!

1. Siapa Penyanyi wanita yang sering pingsan?
   
2. Apa hayo sekuel dr Prince of Persia???
3. Salon apa yg kalo mau masuk nunggunya lamaaaaa banget?
4. mengapa wasit sepakbola pake sempritan?
   
5. Sungai/Laut apa yg tidak pernah ada airnya?
6. siapa 2 jagoan paling bego dunia?
7. hewan apa yang bisa kaya?
8. Alat transportasi apa yg paling ironis?
9. binatang apa yang bisa menyembuhkan masuk angin?
10. Buah apa yang cerewet?
11. ada orang miskin yg keluarganya kaya 7 turunan.kenapa dia miskin?
12. satu huruf doang tapi bacanya bisa lama?
    
13. mobil apa yang cocok untuk orang pegel2?
14. Gombal apa yang bisa kungfu??
    
15. Arwah Apa yang Jago Marketing?
16. sapa penyanyi yang juga punya pabrik plastik?
17. Siapa nama aslinya nasi?
18. kalo junior minta senior ngeretweet, yang dipanggil siapa?
    
19. Kucing apa yang menempel?
    
20. Ikan apa yang dibutuhkan Susno dan Kapolri?
    
21. Artis yang sering diinjek-injek?
22. DJ apa yg ngeselin?
23. Siapa DJ yang kepalanya suka sakit?
24. Siapa DJ yang dari Spanyol & bikin basah sama geli?
25. siapa DJ yg kupingnya lebar?
26. Siapa pahlawan terlucu?
27. Siapa org Jepang yg hidungnya slalu berdarah?
    
28. klub sepak bola yang berhati dingin?
29. VCD apa yang bisa nyanyi???
    
30. kue ini pertama kali ditemukan oleh Alexander Graham Bell??

ayooo, bisa tebak gaaaa? haha

free sex

I know a girl, a native Indonesian lady who you can say sold herself in the name of money, I won't spill her name but I'll spill her story.

This lady came from a 'so-so' family. not a rich nor poor one. She came from the middle-low class family. One day, she met a guy, a Chinese guy who you can say, pretty rich. Well that man doesn't have those Porsche nor Lamborghini but still, his wealth can buy you lots of diamonds and stuffs.

That man actually was a don-juan. He once ever had relationships with 8 girls at the same time. So now, you know that that man is actually an asshole right? but middle-low class girls wouldn't care about that thing, they'd only care about the M-O-N-E-Y. hmm, diamonds and stuff? very-very tempting. cheap slut.

Time passed and she thought her relationship with the don-juan was special. She thought she's more special than the other girls. And she gave her body to him for the sake of those billion rupiahs. Well, i don't know whether she was still a virgin that time or not, but she made love with the man and POOF! she's pregnant!

Poor slut told her sugar-daddy about the bastard inside her flat-soon-to-be-big tummy. and guess what? Things didn't go as smooth as she wanted. Sugar-daddy didn't care, even a bit. Of course she cried day and night, finally she decided to commit suicide. She cut her vein 3 times, but luckily, her brother found out about that and she failed to end her life.

he asked her why? Our little hooker told everything and gave extra spices to that story and another KABOOM! her brother got mad and started to intimidate the sugar-daddy and well, the sugar-daddy felt pity for her and went to see her after-work.

She hoped sugar daddy would marry her, but sorry girl, it turned out you're not as special as you thought. you're just one of those toys the sugar-daddy played.

What happened after that? well, I still don't know because I'm gonna meet our little hooker this weekend. Let's see what she'll do ;)

That's why boys and girls, think thousand times about free sex! doesn't matter how tempting it is, you have to say no!!! See the cause? what will you do if you make a girl pregnant or got pregnant? are you sure you can handle the cause? See Jamie Spears (Britney's lil sis), she got pregnant in the age of 16 or 17 after making love with her BF, and well, she did get married, and 2 years later, she divorced and now she's a single parent. In the age of 18, you have to take care of your son/daughter alone. how lame is that?

Well, I never think it's cool to lose your virginity in your teen-life. And they say, the percentage of people who ever had free-sex will cheat on their husband/wife more. that's why it's important to keep your virginity fellas!

ihatequotes.

• There is always a beauty inside every problem. It just needs a brave heart to see it.
• There, many ppl who are smarter and better than us. The only thing we can do is to try harder than them.
• Nothings is impossible, the word itself says "I'm possible!"
• Everyone’s scared, but that’s not a reason to run away.
• #justbecause something good ends, doesn’t mean something better won’t begin.
• Don't worry about what people think of you, cause in the end it only matters what God thinks of you.
• Sometimes the only reason I lied was because the truth was so difficult to explain.
• Change if you want. But don’t change for me. I can love you as you are.
• Building a relationship with lies is just like building a house with sand.
• Friendship is ended when you stop caring each other.
• Run when you can, walk when you have to, crawl if you must; just never give up.
• You didn’t love her; you don’t destroy the people you love. -Grey’s Anatomy
• In the beginning, we told each other secrets. In the end, we told each other lies.

patah hati

gw jadi inget ada cerita lucuuuu banget. jadi ada orang sakit hati, dia cerita ke temennya. terus dia bilang deh ke temennya

"ah gw mau potong rambut aja ah! katanya potong rambut bisa membantu menyembuhkan patah hati!"

ROFL ROFL ROFL. sumpah ini statement lucu banget!

percaya

percayalah akan ini

Pada akhirnya, kebenaranlah yang menang, untuk semua kejahatan yang telah diperbuat, pasti akan ada akhirnya dan karmanya.

formspring.me

I'll give you the inside scoop if your question is answerable enough! lol http://formspring.me/mingmonglie

beneran ini gereja?

makin lama gw makin heran yah sama banyak anak2 jaman sekarang. gw tau si skrg style mungkin memang lagi mini2, dan semua orang pasti pengen tampil sempurna. tapi beneran deh, masa lo ke gereja pake clana pendek/rok mini terus pake sendal jepit si demi tampil oke? ya ampun! ini gereja apa tempat pelacuran si? beneran deh pake baju terusan yang panjangnya paling cmn 20 cm dibawah kolor. ckck. beneran deh gada sopan2nya itu baju. ckck

kriza : why?

my cousin just got back from America and he's a former Kriza basketball team. and I told him a bit about kriza nowadays. I told him mostly about the basketball team because well, he was a basketball player, not volleyball player. Although we still talked about volleyball too.

I told him Kriza basketball hasn't got any trophy lately, none. zero, not even a single one. In his time, Kriza was a champion. His team got many trophies. mostly for the 1st winner although his team ever got the third trophy. And he added also, the girls basketball team was a strong one! they won like many! even they won more trophies than the boys team.

I asked him why? How could his team be a champion and the nowadays team can't? how could they brought home lotsa trophies and nowadays team can't bring even a single trophy? well, he said maybe there's something wrong with the coach ( wooaaa! super duper correct! ) and he said something else that made me shocked. he said :

"In my time, we fill our free time with sports, not with those online games. We play basketball most of the time. After school and on weekend. We barely touch the computer and play the online games. Talk about kids nowadays! they wouldn't choose sports over games! that's the major different"

well, he's right, right? Nowadays, even in the volleyball team, many players would rather go home and take a break. And some prefer studying too! ( although it sucks, this one is kinda okay because it's something mandatory ). well, you know, nowadays, the members just have sooooo many excuses for not training! and it pissed me off!

Well, in the end, I just want Kriza to be a great team again! A team who can bring so many trophies back! Oh gosh hope it's something that will happen soon! amen.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

selamat hari jadi blogku tersayang!

Happy birthday to :
mingmingmingmong.blogspot.com

tak disangka sudah 1 tahun yaaa! oh gosh dalam 1 tahun gw membuat lebih dari 300 postingan dan sudah dikunjungi lebih dari 28.000 kali! woohooooo! terimakasih readersku tercinta tersayang!

terimakasih yang selalu menjadi seorang pembaca setia blog gue!
thanks juga yang pernah memberikan komen kritik dan saran!
thanks juga kepada pengkomen pedas setia blog gue yang membuat blog gw jadi super eksotis bombastis fantastis! -> ehem2 second amy! dan juga si original amynya so pasti dong!
thanks juga kepada orang2 yang sering jadi sumber inspirasi buat blog gue ini
maaf yah buat yang jadi korban looselips (HAHA) dan jadi bahan2 jokes gw di blog!
thanks juga buat yang udah ucapin! dan selamat buat Sarah Mirah yang pertama kali nyadar kalo hari ini ultah blog gue! aw awwww selamat anda dapet cokelat! *plokplokplok*

Thanks banget pokoknya buat semua yang pernah membuka blog gue! tanpa readers seperti kalian, semangat menulis blog gw pasti sudah musnah dari kapan2! hahaha.

ILY so much readers!
xoxo

ming ming

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gausah nanya, liat aja.

sumpah lo harus liat : namanya, SIBLINGSnya, fav musicnya, linknya






aftertaste? ROFL, tiba2 keinget VIQOLEAN! hahaha rasanya gw pengen muntah darah 3 ember terus guling2 sambil ketawa! hahahha. oh gosh gila abis man! hahahha thanks to @KR_HENDRO for the link!

advantage of being a woman!

I only copied it, didnt write it. the link is here

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. (-> super tacky)
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

HAHAHA FB

okay postingan ini adalah tentang anak2 4l4yZ yang main fb! lo musti baca sumpah ini lucu banget! thanks to @juliasiabini buat infonya!

profile? gr*ce anag pak nababan -> nama profile disensor yah (you can click the link to see the profile)
About Me:
gRacE TucHH oRg Nya :


> caNTik ... ( wth?)

> Baek ... ( ohhhh okay2)

> maNieZ ... ( hah? \muka kaget)

> meNaRiK ... (-> heeeeeee???)



#BooNgKK DeNgK# (APAH?!)







sBeNaR Naa , gRacE
iTu :

» JeLek ,,,

» JaHaT ,,,

» bNyaK mau Nya ,,,




*upZz muup kayaK Naa boHoNg LgHi nH * ,,,, ( upZz?! b0l3h tanYa itU stAt3mEnt aPahH? HAHAH ROFL SUPER ROFL)











okHe ,,,
okHe ,,,



nH BeTuLd2 yaw , Gagg booNgK LgHi ..... (-> cie cie udah gamau boong loCHHHHH)




Tpe sBeLum qTa muLai , ini bkand "NaRsis" yaw ..... ( narsis ga narsis drtadi juga udah bikin gelay)





kLw KaTa oRg and TmaNd2 , gRacE iTu oRaNg Naaa ,,,,


* ceNgeNgg .... (ooooo)

* maNjaaaa .... (ooooooooooooooooo)

* BaweLLL ....

* imoeTT .... ( gw bakal belaga ga baca yang ini)

* Lucuuuuuu .... (okeh gw jg bakal belaga ga liat yang ini)

* peNgeRTiaNNN ....

* NgegemesiN .... ( belaga ga liat lagi ah biar ga sakit mata)

* apa aDDa Nyaaa ...

* asyiK ....




DaRi tdi kHaNd aqOE
boHoNg meLuLu , NaH x ini aqOE JuJuR , tpE Gagg Tau yaw muNgkind tmaNd2 gRacE yaNg pDa "boHoNg" (-> WEH APA SI DRTD BOONG2 MULU?)





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S'x LgHii ,,,,







HakH ... HakH .... HakHH ... (-> hakh hakh hakh? kecekek yah mbak? sumpah gw udah ga kuat ngekomenin about menya dia! ROFL)













tRoZz ,,,,







HaL yaNg paLiiNgg gRacE BeNcii :





> meNuNggu ,,,

> DimaRaHiiNd ,,,,

> DiBeNTaKK ,,,,

> DiaTuRRR ,,,,

> D'gosiipiNd ,,,,











gRacE paLiiiNggg gag suKa NgeLiaTT :


» cO yaNg sog2 pLayBoy ,,,
» oRg yaNgg bTiNgKaHH ,,,,
» DikeRjaiiNd ,,,,
» DiBoHoNgii ,,,,













gRacE cHayaNgK bNgeTTT smA :


» TuHaN yeSuS ,,,, ^psTiiNya yaNg pRTamaa^

» mama anD Bpagg ,,, ^yaNg uDaH NgeBuaD aNagg spRTiii inni , tHaNgKz yaw mOm anD Dad^

» KaKak anD aBHaNg gRacE ,,,,,

» tmaNdd2 Nyaa gRacE ,,,,

» PoKogg Nyaa cemuaaa Naaa LakHHH ,,,,,



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*METAAAALLLLLLLL -> tambahan gw yeh! gila itu bahasanya ya ampuuuuunnnnnn! sumpah gw ngakak! woy gila alay2 thing itu so junior high which means 3-6 years AGO! gila ini udah 2010 yah bukan 2004 lagi dimana jeans cut brai dan gede kecil2 masih jaman! wahahhahaha*

Team Thomas China

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whoots salah sebut! barisan MODEL bukan atlet!

haha gila mereka si beneran lebih cocok jadi model aja deh daripada atlet! ganteng2 semuaaa! lol (minus yang baju biru yah)

failbook.com

cmon chillax a bit! yang udah mau ujian, laugh a bit ;)

penghinaan atas sebuah kemenangan yang sportif

Chen Jin itu orang yang menang daripada Simon Santoso pada partai ketiga Thomas cup, what happened to him? look what the lame Indonesians did.


beneran yah alay2 ga sekolah kerjaannya lame banget ga bisa terima kekalahan Indonesia atas China yang emang bermain secara sportif! malu2in abis! FYI, yang ga bener itu umpirenya, bukan Chen Jinnya! menghina2 seperti ini cuman bisa membuat negara lain menertawakan kita yang ga punya manner aja. ckck. beneran lame banget rasis abis tadi malah sampe dikata2in anjing lah, Bao Chun Lai dikata2in Bao pechun lah. OH FUCK USE YOUR EFING BRAIN! gw emosi jadinya. gw sedih indo kalah, tapi tidak ada alasan yang cukup rasional sehingga orang2 boleh memaki2 Chen Jin yang menang dengan perjuangannya sendiri! ckck emosi jiwa

heartrobs!

yak heartrob di tengah2 lapangan! oh gosh yang bikin orang meleleh pas nonton!

yang heartrob si ga banyak, cmn yang paling kiri : Kenichi Hayakawa (timnas Japan) dan
yang kedua dari kanan : Lee Yong Dae -> siapa si yang ga meleleh liatnya? haha

Oh gosh nonton Thomas cup hari ini gw ngefans sama Kenichi jadinya! bukan Kenichi Tago yah makasih. me likey the Hayakawa! haha. sayang, Indonesia's double team masi lebih yahud skillnya! hahaha. sayangnya Lee Yong Dae kaga keliatan di tipi indo pas Thomas cup ini! udah disikat sama Cina si! huhu. padahal udah lama ga liat muka super duper kiyutnya! haha. Jangan lupa guys,

FINAL THOMAS CUP
INDONESIA VS CHINA
MINGGU, 16 MEI 2010
(jam masih belom tau gw)

doakan yah buat tim Thomas kita! kasihan si Sony kaga main karena cedera punggung. huhu anw, kasian juga buat tim Uber yang sial ketemu China di semi final jadinya eheemmm. kalah. haha pokoknya dukung timnas bultang kita yaah hari Minggu! haha

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nyamuk bego!

sialan banget nih gw bobo di kamar bonyok gw nemenin si emak ada banyak banget nyamuknya! smlm ditangkep2in aja udah dapet 12, paginya masih ada! WOY GILA ITU SARANGNYA DMN COBA?! gw tidur ampe ga bs nyenyak gara nyamuk kampret! yang paling begonya nih ini nih :

pagi2 di samping bantal gw udah ada mayat nyamuk dengan darah di sekitar bangkenya. best guessing? itu nyamuk sangking kenyangnya ngisep darah, ga bs terbang. terus gw sm emak gw yang tidur ga nyenyak gerak2 mulu nge-slap si nyamuk bego itu. alhasil mati deh! MAKAN TUH DARAH GW! (whoots minum deh maksudnya) sukurin lu ngisep2 mati juga akhirnya! *loh kok jadi emohai? hahaha

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buat yang patah semangat

semua orang pasti pernah mengalami masa kelamnya tersendiri. kau tahu,

hati yang tergores terlalu dalam hingga tak bisa disembuhkan,
tubuh yang terlalu letih hingga sulit untuk digerakkan,
air mata yang tak tersisa lagi setetespun,
semangat yang tadinya berkobar seperti api akhirnya memudar,
perasaan seperti kau baru didorong ke lubang yang sangat dalam,
sehingga kau tak bisa lagi memanjat ke atas.

tak perlu diragukan, pasti semua orang pernah merasakan hal seperti itu, dan kau tahu, aku mendapatkan beberapa 'quotes' yang tepat untuk membangkitkan semangat kita. Untuk membuat kita bangun lagi dari kejatuhan kita.

• The darkest hour is just before dawn.
• Bad times will pass, night comes before sunrise
• Even after a bad harvest, there must be a sowing
• NEVER presume that things will never change, Everything moves on!
• Don't think you are the only one to have your hopes dashed. It can and does happened to ALL OF US!

well, sedikit tapi cukup nancep kan? yah begitulah! gw kmrn2 jg sempet down bangetngetnget tapi yah gw baca quotes ini dan WOW!! bener banget! lagian kalian perlu inget, seperti roda, hidup ini jg berputar, jadi kalo kita di bawah nanti jg pelan2 ke atas juga! (dan doain aja ga turun ke bawah lagi lol) dan hidup seperti bola juga! semakin kenceng lo dipukul, dilempar, ato ga didribble, semakin tinggi, kenceng juga pantulan lo! okeh2? semoga membantu guys! ;)

MAYHEM-HECTIC-CHAOTIC!

okeh gw berani taruhan lo abis baca cerita yang ini pasti ngakak deh!

jadi ceritanya, hari ini gw ikut tes beasiswa taiwan gitu. tesnya si cmn 3 -> mat, inggris dan mandarin. nah jadi ceritanya mat kan gw memang buat gw selalu hectic, jadi kayak yaudah lah yah i dont give a shit. nah inggris sih gampang lah inggrisnya! sampailah ke MANDARIN!

nah gilanya, gw udah 1 taon gak ngeles mandarin. nah ga ngeles jg berarti gw udah melupakan mandarin secara tulisannya. dan gw waktu denger ada tes mandarin jg udah wtf! nih ceritanya, kalo gw ga salah baca, topiknya itu : hal terpenting dalam kehidupan.

TENG! bel berbunyi dan waktunya mengerjakan! okay. semua langsung bak bik buk bek bok ngerjain dengan lancarnya. gw? berpikir. hmmm. 5 menit berlalu ................ hmm. berpikir berpikir dan berpikir! 10 menit berlalu .... masih tetep hmmm ... 15 menit berlalu ................. hmm! kosongin aja ato ngemeng aja yah?? 20 menit berlalu ... okeh! saatnya ngerjain dengan seadanya!

yang pertama terlintas di kepala : mau nulis apa yah? masalahnya topiknya aja gw ga yakin artinya apa! oh em jai!

akhirnya setelah struggle berpuluh2 menit, hasilnya :

(dalam bahasa mandarin tulisannya)
Nama saya adalah Lie Hui Ming. Nama Inggrisnya Natasha Ali. saya punya 5 kakak dan adik. saya sangat cinta mereka. kebahagiaan mereka adalah hal terpenting untuk saya. (selanjutnya yang dijamin bikin lo ngakak) Frankly,I'm lost! i can't speak mandarin! I don't even know what i wrote just now! maybe i know a few words, but i don't even know what the topic is! oh I'm so dead, right? ( YUP! gw nulis pake inggris bok! terus terakhir nih ga kalah ngakak ) nee, doushite ano tesuto wa totemo muzukashi desuka?! (->bahasa jepang tapi gw tulis pake hiragana beneran, artinya kurang lebih weh, kenapa si testnya super susah?!)

WOY GW MEMANG GILA BANGET WOY! sumpah di dalem pas nulis yah, abis nulis mandarin sampe kebahagiaan mereka yg terpenting itu, gw udah GATAU MAU NULIS APA! beneran deh gw mau nulis mau charity, anjrit apa charity dalam bahasa mandarin?! terus mau nulis pengen buat papa mama bangga, lagi2 gatau tuh apa itu frase dalam bahasa mandarin. yaudah deh drpd kosong mendingan ..........................

tadinya malah lebih gilanya lagi gw udah nulis dalam bahasa jepang kurang lebih kayak gini

bahasa Mandarin sangat sulit! saya tak bisa menulis, membaca ataupun mendengar bahasa mandarin. apapun juga tak tahu tentang bahasa mandarin. oh kenapa test ini begitu susah? pengen mati rasanya! yak! karena udah gatau mau nulis apa, udah mau tidur aja deh!

terus pas gw lagi nulis, ada penjaganya cewe 1 ngeliat gitu dan dia ketawa, langsung deh gw hapus semua yg jepang barusan. alhasil jadinya gw nulis yang diatas atas tadi.

semuanya super duper mayhem, right?????? HAHA. taik gw rasanya beneran pengen nari lemak sambil bertoyor-toyor gile! steres abis gw! terus yah, abis itu gw kumpul, pas kumpul, si guru cewe udah geleng2 kepala, gw udah : yaudah lah yah, mending kalo buat malu jangan setengah2, ampe to the max aja deh!

nah akhirnya abis guru2nya jg keluar ruangan, gw ngobrol sama itu guru, gw tanya ke dia dalam bahasa inggris :

gw : cici tadi baca ga si karangan aku?
dia : kaga, tapi cmn liat sekilas doang.
gw : tadi aku nulis (semua karangan sampah asyit itu lengkap abis!!!)
dia : (pertama) nahan ketawa sambil tutup mulut. (lama2) ketawa ampe nangis!
gw dalem hati : ANJRIT DIA KETAWA AMPE NANGIS! yoloh terjun deh dr gedung lantai 8! mamaaaaaaaa )"X
dia : kamu kenapa ga tulis pin yinnya aja?
gw : OH IYA GA KEPIKIRAN!!!!!

Udah in the end gw cerita dong ke emak gw, dia jg ngetawain gw ampe ngakak2. ya ampun miserable banget si gw mandarinnya! siuperrr LMAO deh.

hayo lo orang ketawa kan?? oh iya ada 1 lagi yang lucu pas mat! nah soalnya kan dalam bahasa mandarin, nah yg jaga dua, si cewe dan ada 1 lagi cowo. pas gw udah pengen jedokin pala ke meja karena ga ngerti soalnya apa, yang cowo lewat, gw sekalian deh tanya

gw : can you transelate this?
dia : (diem) . Sorry, don't speak, i don't speak. -> sumpah lo harus liat mukanya pas bilang ini! lucu abis kayak orang kebingungan! rofl!
gw dalem hati : fak mati dah dia kaga bs ngomong inggris. i'm a dead meat! okay mari kita terjun bebas dari lantai 8 aja!

aduh gila beneran hectic banget testnya hari ini ya ampun! dan gw bego banget sumpah mandarinnya!

Airplanes- B.o.B ft Hayley Williams (paramore)

Can I pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars? I can really use a wish right now.

I MISS YOU grandpa!

You used to call me your angel
Said I was sent straight down from heaven
You'd hold me close in your arms

I loved the way you felt so strong
I never wanted you to leave
I wanted you to stay here holding me

I miss you
I miss your smile
And I still shed a tear
Every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you, sha la la la la
I miss you

You used to call me your dreamer
And now I'm living out my dream
Oh how I wish you could see
Everything that's happening for me
I'm thinking back on the past
It's true that time is flying by too fast

I know you're in a better place, yeah
But I wish that I could see your face, oh
I know you're where you need to be
Even though it's not here with me

I miss you - Miley Cyrus

This song is written by Miley for his grandpa. dan lagu ini bener2 lagi pas BANGET sama gw sekarang. it's been a month. exactly one month and I still cant let him go, i still miss him, and I still wanna see him. Oh i love you so much, grandpa! ):

shout that?!

yak kmrn gw melihat salah satu friend gw di fb memasang wall post :

menstruation

dalem hati gw : HAHA fak she must be insane! wall post di fb yang bisa diliat semua orang kan sama aja seperti di tengah jalan lo tereak : WOY MY V IS CURRENTLY BLEEDING NOW! ato gak lo ngomong ke semua orang OH GOSH SI GINA LAGI MIMISAN!

intinya gw ngakak. dan geli. haha. don't post personal things girls!

Appreciate those assholes

Appreciate those who have hurt you, cos they strengthen your heart.
Appreciate those who deceive you, because they improve your wisdom.
Appreciate those who slander against you, cause they improve your personality.
Appreciate those who whip you, cause they arouse your will to fight.
Appreciate those who abandon you, cause they teach you independence.
Appreciate those who make you stumble, cause they strengthen your legs.
Appreciate those who denounce you, cause they remind you of your short-comings.

Sumpah ini kayak super membuka mata dan menusuk banget, cmn setelah dipikir iya juga yah, the best line is : Appreciate those who abandon you, cause they teach you independence.

A Friend's Promise

If you need to cry, I’ll hold you.
If you need to be angry, I’ll let you.
If you’re feeling afraid, I’ll comfort you.
If you’re feeling attacked, I’ll be your defense.
If you need to lean awhile, I’ll give you a shoulder.
If you’re feeling alone, I’ll be the friend who won’t leave you.
If you need to learn to trust again, I’ll prove to you that you can.

I asked GOD

I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No. I give you blessings; happiness is up to you.
I asked God to take away my pain. God said, No. It's not for me to take away, but for u to give it up.
I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No. Suffering draws u apart from worldly cares and brings u closer to me.
I asked for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, No. I will give u life so that u may enjoy all things.
I ask God to help me LOVE others, as much as He Loves me. God said... ahhh, finally u have the idea :)

RT-ing from iHateQuotes

• Just because somebody flirts with you, doesn't mean they like you. #ihatequotes
• Life is like volleyball. We Serve ourselves, we Pass things along, we Set things up, and we Finish things off.
• I wish love was like a volleyball. When i say "MINE", everyone would back off, and the ball would be all.. mine. #ihatequotes
• Create like a GOD, Command like a KING, Work like a SLAVE. Move on! -@TweetMoveOn #ihatequotes
• Real girls aren't perfect. Perfect girls aren't real. #ihatequotes
• Every man is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows anybody. -Mark Twain #ihatequotes
• A good hater, a good lover.
• Dont say ur happy cos everythings alright, be happy cos everything sucks but u're doing just fine. -Vea Mariz
• The best way to prevent ur heart from getting broken, is to act like u don't have one.
• It's funny how u can get hurt so bad from the person u never expected it from.

what?! cacing 3 kg?!

ini cuman copas yah! dan yang ga kuat liat, mendingan jangan liat foto2nya okay?

Hasil Operasi : sekitar 3 KG Cacing jenis Ascaris lumbricoides
(estimasi sekitar 500-1000 cacing) :gila:

Setelah operasi selesai, keluarga pasien dipanggil.

Begitu tau tentang kondisi anaknya, respon sang ayah ternyata gaq disangka2 : "Oh itu mah udah biasa Dok, anak saya udah beberapa kali dikasih obat cacing, kalo berak gak tuh keluar t*i-nya, keluarnya cacing semua. Udah sering itu Dok"

Dalam hati gw : Gila nih bapak, anak BAB cacing udah biasa...
Ini pelajaran yang penting banget Gan...
Di Indonesia ternyata kasus semacam ini masih aja terjadi..
Bukti bahwa kepedulian masyarakat terhadap kebersihan dan kesehatan sangatlah rendah..





woots gila itu cacing udah kayak spaghetti aje! ya ampun. ayo jangan lupa minum combantrine yah guys! ati2 loh cacingnya jangan2 segitu banyak. eyugh!