in 10 years

#in10years "Dad, where did you meet mom." "Unfortunately, I followed her on Twitter son".

WOW

some facts, mostly shocking :P

1. Bill Gates berkata pd dosen2nya di universitas bahwa ia akan jadi jutawan pd umur 30, & ia jd jutawan pd umur 31.
2. Ramalan cuaca utk 1 hari membutuhkan kira2 10 milyar kalkulasi matematika.
3. 1 pohon lemon akan memproduksi rata rata 1.500 lemon pertahun.
4. 1 recycled tin can would save enough energy to power a television for 3 hours.
5. Pupil kambing itu persegi panjang.

kapan2 gue tambahin lagi deh! haha

Oh man!

gw salah memfollow orang! I thought she was the person I wanna follow and I've just realized I've been following the wrong people! oh dang dang o rama! pengen unfollow tapi ga enak. gmn dong man man man?

LMFAO #2

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I have 5 fingers, the middle ones for you!

LMFAO

Someone: "Life is hard." Sydney Harris: "Compared to what?" You: "The SIMS."

random.

1. Good apology has 3 parts: I’m sorry, it was my fault and how do I make it right? A lot of us usually miss the 3rd. -Vea Mariz
2. When you forgive other people, you are making a promise not to use their past sin against them. -Jay Adams
3. Don't lie to your feelings. Sooner or later, it'll be the thing that you'll regret the most. -Dhanti Praspani
4. GIRLS: Diamonds never leave you.. men do! That's why diamonds are a girl's best friend :)
5. GIRLS: It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men! -Mae West
6. Throw ur past in dust-bin. Keep the present on ur working table. Display ur future on the notice board. -Mary D. Russell
7. When you get 100% trust of someone and you break it, you'll need to start again from minus 100% instead of zero.
8. The world most beautiful sentence, “But I love you.” The world’s most painful sentence, “I love you but…”
9. 3 man's dreams: Handsome as his mother thinks. Rich as his child believes. Have as many women as his wife suspects. -> LOL
10. It takes forever to prove that s/he is your true love. Because once it ends, it isn't the true one.
11. As we age up, we realize that it’s not important to have friends, what’s important is to have real ones. -Vea Mariz
12. Forgiveness is better than revenge. -Epictetus
13. GIRLS: Remember, you are beautiful. But keep in mind that not everyone's gonna be able to see that.
14. A girl can admire many guys, but it takes a special guy to have her dreaming about
15. Crying is a means of cleaning yourself out emotionally. The only way to express yourself when words fail. -Aristotle

alay-ers in twitter!

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sumpah ini autis banget! lol but the account has been deleted! dang!

#smakoneeffect

seriously, this is friggin funny! haha gw baca ngakak sendiri. gw pencetusnya lohhhh! haha *bangga. agak menyeramkan si efek2nya tapi bikin gw pengen merasakannya LAGI! hahahha super duper big thanks for your participation guys!

1. #smakoneeffect kalo besoknya gada ulangan, malemnya bingung sendiri gatau mau ngapain.
2. #smakoneeffect ulangan belom belajar,, ga sreg tidur
3. #smakoneeffect mall sudah jarang masuk dalam list on weekend. schedule rata2 untuk les.
4. #smakoneeffect kantong mata nebel karena belajar ampe tengah malem
5. #smakoneeffect pergi kemana2 bawa buku pelajaran
6. #smakoneeffect kacamata T.T
7. #smakoneeffect kalo malem minggu pergi rasanya ga lengkap tanpa kertas/buku buat bahan belajar
8. #smakoneeffect bisa bungkuk ke sekolah bawa buku seabreg
9. #smakoneeffect betis mendadak atletis karena kalo lift yang nyala cmn 1 harus naik tangga ampe lantai 8
10. #smakoneeffect Bikin yang ud lulus sekolah jadi pengen sekolah lagi
11. #smakoneeffect pada takut nilai jelek, rela melakukan apapun ampe stress sendiri
12. #smakoneeffect kemana2 bawa iketan rambut
13. #smakoneeffect belajar susah susah mati matian jatuh bangun nilai jarang 9.
14. #smakoneeffect serasa liburan bengong ga belajar kalo ga ada ulangan
15. #smakoneeffect yang ada gw jd makin bejad karna bertemu teman2 gahul hahahaha
16. #smakoneeffect jadi punya pribadi yang baik : pekerja keras
17. #smakoneeffect ngerasa *agak* wajar kalo di luar sekolah masih omongin ilmu pengetahuan
18. #smakoneeffect yang normal jadi freak yang freak jadi gila yang gila jadi stres
19. #smakoneeffect tukang fotokopian dimana2 laris manis
20. #smakoneeffect yang belajar dianggap tidak freak, yang santai ga belajar dianggap freak ga niat sekolah
21. #smakoneeffect jem pulang sekolah terkadang extended. Remedial dulu
22. #smakoneeffect kadang" twitter dan fb lebih berguna buat belajar dari fotokopian
23. #smakoneeffect Bikin insomnia! Blajar tiada henti.
24. #smakoneeffect ngeliat mayones ngomongin kimia
25. #smakoneeffect ulangan tergampang aja tetep keliatan susah
26. #smakoneeffect ngeliat sabun juga jadi inget kimia
27. #smakoneeffect kalo liburan panjang bosen banget ga tau mau ngapain soalnya uda biasa belajar
28. #smakoneeffect libur2 bangun jam 5 pagi
29. #smakoneeffect libur terasa amat berhargaa :)
30. #smakoneeffect bngga banget klo dtnya skola dmna :D
31. #smakoneeffect kalo sabtu minggu ga belajar, kayanya merasa bersalah...
32. #smakoneeffect coffee jadi salah minuman favorit.
33. #smakoneeffect hello sarcasm! :D
34. #smakoneeffect weekend bukan buat jalan2, weekend buat mencukupi kebutuhan tidur yang sangat kurang pada weekdays
35. #smakoneeffect nyalin laporan lab jadi makin jago
36. #smakoneeffect sebelum lulus bilangnya nyesel masuk smukie, pas ud lulus bilangnya malah pengen sekolah lagi di smukie
37. #smakoneeffect pulang sekolah ga langsung pulang, ke tempat les .
38. #smakoneeffect ditanya : eh bisa ga?? dijawab : aduhh ga bisa nih gw parah pasti remed. nilainya : 90>
39. #smakoneeffect ke toilet bawa buku pelajaran & fotokopian
40. #smakoneeffect kertas menumpuk.. handout, fotokopi, catatan, soal, dsb
41. #smakoneeffect semua jadi takut masuk kelas ipa soalny pada bilang berat,ditambah nilai pas2an.
42. Gara' ujian bolak balik ngeliat buku , udh tutup lampu siap' mau bobo balik buka lampu lg ngeliat ad yg lupa soal nya . #smakoneeffect
43. #smakoneeffect yg ga tau bola jadi dukung chelsea mati"an
44. #smakoneeffect kimia 70 aja ampe pelok"an sma temen wkwk
45. #smakoneeffect kalo gak remed aja ud kegirangan kek menang undian
46. #smakoneeffect pepatah nasi sudah menjadi bubur dianti NH4OH udah jadi NH3 + H2O haha
47. #smakoneeffect kalo mau ulangan pasti tmpat fotokopian rame buat fotokopi cat anak yg rajin nyatet
48. #smakoneeffect MENGGENDUT KARENA STRESS BELAJAR -> MAKAN TERUS! aaaaaa -> the worst effect!
49. #smakoneeffect kalo mau disuruh kosongin laci / liburan panjang, buru2 usaha nyari kardus ke tempat fotokopian
50. #smakoneeffect ga peduli dapet nilai bagus, yang penting lolos .
51. #smakoneeffect meja blajar jadi tmpat tidur kdua, entah dskola entah drumah.
52. #smakoneeffect soal test diagnostik itu jauuuuuuuuuuuh lebih gampang dari soal ulum
53. #smakoneeffect mat dpet 100 digampar =.=
54. #smakoneeffect dapet nilai bagus,, *shreddd kertas ulangan bolong ato sobek
55. #smakoneeffect udah biasa ngeliat orang freak. malah kadang2 terpengaruh jadi freak juga.
56. #smakoneeffect mentingin belajar drpd pcar
57. #smakoneeffect ga kaget lagi kalo ada ulangan mendadak
58. #smakoneeffect ga peduli model rambut gw apaan yang penting BELAJAR! Mau badhairday ky apa jg bodo amat.
59. #smakoneeffect UBAN
60. #smakoneeffect karena stres, abis uub DIJAMIN kalo ke TA/CP pasti ada anak smuki
61. #smakoneeffect jadi tau smua produk bank syariah
62. #smakoneeffect hari sabtu malah ngeles
63. #smakoneeffect abis uub rasanya pengen mati krn soalnya terlalu susah
64. #smakoneeffect kalo pergi tanding yang berhubungan dengan pelajaran jadi SUPER PEDE
65. #smakoneeffect pas smp males pas sma mau ga mau terpaksa jd rajin
66. #smakoneeffect kebotakan
67. #smakoneeffect takut tidur ,terutama kalo besokny uub
68. #smakoneeffect selalu bangga pake jaket SMAK 1 ke lomba2. people know it stands for something.
69. tidur terus ud dapet bagus di SMP. di SMA belajar semaleman masih remed. #smakoneeffect
70. #smakoneeffect life becomes more enjoyable, why? because tons of tasks and tests won't bother us playing! WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
71. #smakoneeffect mandarin 90 ga ada kebahagiannnya wkwk
72. #smakoneeffect rela ga makan buat ngmgin ulgn td yg ga bsa . Wkwkwkw
73. #smakoneeffect tukang fotokopi untung gede ..
74. #smakoneeffect abs uub lgs ngitung nilai minimal biar lulus
75. #smakoneeffect ktny ulg bahannya banyak,tp makin mlm twitter makin rame bkn makin sepi! hihihihi
76. #smakoneeffect Rindu lagu penabur yang suka diputer di radio
77. #smakoneeffect jadi rajin, jadi pekerja keras, jadi gila nilai.
78. #smakoneeffect bangga jawab pertanyaan sekolah dimana dan sangat bingung kalau ada yg ga tau smukie atau smak1 itu apa ƪ(‾ε‾")ʃ
79. #smakoneeffect rambut jd jelek gara2 diiket terus! Hahaha
80. #smakoneeffect belajar setiap hari sampe mlm dan ttp dpt nilainya ga ok adalah hal biasa!.. LOL
81. #smakoneeffect udah ga animeholic dan gameholic lagi
82. #smakoneeffect terpaksa utk nyontek
83. #smakoneeffect tapi kalo ketauan nyontek langsung rasanya jantung berhenti berdetak
84. #smakoneeffect pas brangkat dri rumah matahari blum terbit, pas pulang ke rumah matahari uda tenggelam
85. #smakoneeffect jadi ngmg 'oke deh' sm 'eh ni ngerti nga' ala YB..
86. #smakoneeffect koleksi catatan di tmpt pensil. kalau2 butuh buat ulangan&remednya.
87. #smakoneeffect : makin cinta sama smuki :)
88. #smakoneeffect bikin smwa yg ud lulus kangen bngd sama ayam kremes, siomay ukrida, bubur ukrida, dan warteg
89. #smakoneeffect tinggi gw ga naek2 gara2 kebanyakan belajar . Shit.
90. #smakoneeffect lemari baju nyokap digusur bwat lemari buku dan kertas
91. #smakoneeffect udah seneng biar dapet nilai 6
92. #smakoneeffect terlatih untuk nembak n pake feeling
93. #smakoneeffect mati gaya kalo bsknya ga ada ulangan peer tgs. Jd bgg msti ngapain
94. #smakoneeffect tidur 5 jam itu biasa, 2 jam itu 'sedikit kemaleman'
95. #smakoneeffect wc favorit untuk membuang dosa.

besok2 kalo kita main ini lagi gw update deh ;)

tersindir?

• Pengen unfollow lu tp gue kenal alah nyampah doangsih ditimeline!! #NyindirOrang
• Munafik?jaman?ngomong yg dihati sm dimulut gakush beda kali!lo benci?tinggal bilang,gakpunya mulut?derita #NyindirOrang
• Pentingbgt ya ngmg sm orang gakdikenal kayak lo?hey lo siapa?gue siapa?gak kenal udh sksd cih #NyindirOrang
• Sirik? Bilang. Gak usah pake bisik-bisik. Langsung aja kali gak usah malu-malu #NyindirOrang
• cape ya ngomong sama lo, umur boleh tua. kelakuan anak kecil banget #NyindirOrang
• kalo gue jadi lu sih bakal pindah planet, malu kali tinggal di bumi tp cuma jd parasit ish #NyindirOrang
• Gue butuhk 'real friend' bukan 'fake friend' kayak LO #NyindirOrang
• Hasil 'Copycat' aja bangga #NyindirOrang
• Gue juga gak bakal nyolot kali bang kalo lo ga nyolot duluan. Dikira gue apaan kale nyolot-nyolot sendiri #NyindirOrang
• Ngakunya sih gaul apaan informasi gitu aja gak tau hahahaha gaul/kuper?atau gatau artinya? #NyindirOrang
• Tampang tukang jamu aja masih sok tebar pesona #NyindirOrang
• Bukannya gue ngatain lo ya. Tapi emang fakta kok. Drpd lo? memutar balikkan fakta #NyindirOrang
• Anak Baru Eksis nih yee. Sok banget #NyindirOrang
• Laga lo selangit. Obsesi artis? biar ditawarin main film gitu? HAHA mimpi lo kejauhan #NyindirOrang

gila gahul yang skrg twitter mempunyai account buat nyindir2 orang! wahahaha asik abisss! ada yang merasa tersindir dgn tweet diatas? gw cmn copas loh! haha

Appreciate those assholes

Appreciate those who have hurt you, cos they strengthen your heart.
Appreciate those who deceive you, because they improve your wisdom.
Appreciate those who slander against you, cause they improve your personality.
Appreciate those who whip you, cause they arouse your will to fight.
Appreciate those who abandon you, cause they teach you independence.
Appreciate those who make you stumble, cause they strengthen your legs.
Appreciate those who denounce you, cause they remind you of your short-comings.

Sumpah ini kayak super membuka mata dan menusuk banget, cmn setelah dipikir iya juga yah, the best line is : Appreciate those who abandon you, cause they teach you independence.

A Friend's Promise

If you need to cry, I’ll hold you.
If you need to be angry, I’ll let you.
If you’re feeling afraid, I’ll comfort you.
If you’re feeling attacked, I’ll be your defense.
If you need to lean awhile, I’ll give you a shoulder.
If you’re feeling alone, I’ll be the friend who won’t leave you.
If you need to learn to trust again, I’ll prove to you that you can.

I asked GOD

I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No. I give you blessings; happiness is up to you.
I asked God to take away my pain. God said, No. It's not for me to take away, but for u to give it up.
I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No. Suffering draws u apart from worldly cares and brings u closer to me.
I asked for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, No. I will give u life so that u may enjoy all things.
I ask God to help me LOVE others, as much as He Loves me. God said... ahhh, finally u have the idea :)

RT-ing from iHateQuotes

• Just because somebody flirts with you, doesn't mean they like you. #ihatequotes
• Life is like volleyball. We Serve ourselves, we Pass things along, we Set things up, and we Finish things off.
• I wish love was like a volleyball. When i say "MINE", everyone would back off, and the ball would be all.. mine. #ihatequotes
• Create like a GOD, Command like a KING, Work like a SLAVE. Move on! -@TweetMoveOn #ihatequotes
• Real girls aren't perfect. Perfect girls aren't real. #ihatequotes
• Every man is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows anybody. -Mark Twain #ihatequotes
• A good hater, a good lover.
• Dont say ur happy cos everythings alright, be happy cos everything sucks but u're doing just fine. -Vea Mariz
• The best way to prevent ur heart from getting broken, is to act like u don't have one.
• It's funny how u can get hurt so bad from the person u never expected it from.

when you are SINGLE

siapa yang bilang 'two is better than one' beneran better? check out the advantages of being single!! *dan jangan masalahkan tentang harusnya you're single. itu jg gw cmn copas dr twitter males benerinnya

• #whenyoursingle you're ready to mingle ;D
• #whenyoursingle you can spend money on yourself instead of paying for another date because your man is broke...again
• #whenyoursingle you can make your own mind up
• #whenyoursingle it doesn't mean nobody's like you, but because no one of the lucky ones who can get you
• YOU TEND TOO BE STRESS FREE #WHENYOURSINGLE
• pulsa jarang kosong #whenyoursingle -> LOL
• #whenyoursingle u can make more networking and friendship..
• #whenyoursingle u can more spent ur time with ur family & friends!
• #whenyoursingle flirt because you have to have fun because when your taken you have boundaries
• #WhenYourSingle you don't have to think twice before you decide on what to wear for the day
• #whenyoursingle its fun to flirt guilt free
• #whenyoursingle it's good to know what most people in relationships are jealous of your freedom
• #whenyoursingle don't go looking for relationships. The great ones will find you.

TLS #2

goodie quotes! just shut up and read

• Taking revenge is very very wrong, but very very fun.
  
• The heart does not cry but it controls our tears.
• If one dollar can buy you happiness, I'd be happier with the dollar.
• You're a loser once you decided to give up on something
• I need a Romeo & Juliet kinda life. Except for the whole dying part. -SaraLove
• You can either trust people until they fail u, or distrust people until they're proven trustworthy.
• I leave before being left. I decide. -Brigittle Bardot
• As people keep on moving, they left someone behind, and meet another one.
• Sometimes, lying is better than the truth, but we all gotta learn to understand which fits.

• How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
• Don't hate me because I have huge boobies hate me because they're real! LOL
• It's easier to forgive an enemy, than to forgive a friend. -William Blake
• Sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you can't get back.

• Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. haha

heaven or hell?

RT @TheLoveStories I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell - I have friends in both places. -Mark Twain #TLS

HAHA iya juga yah! mau kita masuk surga or neraka, pasti di antara ratusan temen kita bahkan ribuan, ga mungkin kan smw ke neraka or smw ke surga? gila si mark twain si gahul loh pinter banget kepikiran aje! hahahaa

LOVE

ternyata skrg LOVE bkn cinta lagi loh, skrg love is about the sex thing because gw baru baca kalo LOVE itu

L-egs O-pen V-ery E-asy

yang bikin gaul gila kepikiran aja yeh. dan yang bikin pasti pervert deh. lol oh yeah, lagi2 gw dapet dr twitter, haha

HAVE TO READ!

i found these quotes in twitter (again) and for me, these quotes are super inspirational, so you guys gotta read it!

• The lesson that the hardest thing to say, is the truth.
• Dont tell God how big your storm is. Tell your storm how big your God is.
• BFFs, its not a label, its a promise.
• A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.
• If people are trying to pull you DOWN, be PROUD about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.
• Never stop smiling, because you never know who is goin to fall in love with your smile ;)
• "Fight back like you're drunk, but think straight like you're sober."
• You really have to look inside yourself & say, "I'm proud of what I am and who I am, and I'm just going to be myself.
• "Sometimes it's better to be alone, no one can hurt you when you're alone. "
• "Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through the day."

#TLS for The Love Stories

1. "If a man wants you, NOTHING can keep him AWAY. If he doesn't want you, NOTHING can make him STAY."
2. "Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will evade you."
3. "Age is just a number, it doesn't stop you from loving someone." (popkorn rasanya enak yah!)
4. "Love is like shopping. Some people have to keep looking & looking for the perfect outfit, some just find it on the first rack."
5. "Be yourself and I promise people will enjoy it; and if they don't, forget them."
6. "If a girl said, "I cant believe I wasted my time with him', it means "I can't believe we ended."
7. "If a girl said, "He'll never get another girlfriend like ME." Basically it means "I hope he never gets another girlfriend."
8. "Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since its about dealing with MEN."
9. "Sometimes you have to move on. If its not meant to be then don't force it. Its not even worth it."
10. "Just cause I love you and you love me, it doesn’t mean that we’ll ever be."
11. "Your everything I want but yet nothing I need."
12. "Once you tell someone how you feel inside, you’re giving them permission to hurt you."
13. "Never judge people by their covers, most of their-books are still being "written"
14. "If you're not going to love a person as they are, don't even bother trying to change them.
15. "I wish I was the Sun. That way, I could see you smile every day, and that I was the one you longed to see when it rained."
16. "If you don't like someone, tell them. Walk right up to them and slap them across the face for all I care!"
17. "Love is only a chapter in boys life, but to a girl is the whole book."
18. "I don't care how many fish there are in the sea. I don't want fish. I want you."
19. "I dont want to date you. The reason is, friends is better then anything else, if we dated then broke up, it'd just hurt more."
20. "I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone."

I'll take more quotes next time

#WaysToAnnoyPeople

• #WaysToAnnoyPeople when in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
• #waystoannoypeople continuing to talk to someone when they show no interest in anything you're saying...
• sing the same DAMN SONG ...again and again (contoh : JIKA CINTA DIAAAAAAAAAA JUJURLAH PADAAKUUUUU yoloh sampah bgt) #waystoannoypeople
  
• #waystoannoypeople always getting an A on a test when the rest of the class failed (smuki banget gak si?)
• #waystoannoypeople constantly complain on FB and Twitter about your life, relationshps, and money issues... then do nothing about it
• #waystoannoypeople phone call in the cinema. WORKS! (BBM termasuk tuh gila males banget lg ntn tiba2 suara BB dr mana2 bzzt)
• #waystoannoypeople trying to sing on a Mariah Carey level when you know you can not sing! (HAHA okay gw jadi keinget keautisan kamis pagi jam OR,okeh secret sos 1)
• #waystoannoypeople steal their pens when their not looking. (sama aja kayak minjem pen dan gak balik! ehem ehem siapa yah. wahaha jk. nanti gw mati lagi ditabrak mobil. lol)
• #waystoannoypeople... Keep tapping your pen through an exam, it gets on my own nerves me i know it gotta get to sumone elses. lol ( ada tuh kayaknya guru yang kayak gitu. haha tapi cetak2 pen enak man!)
• #waystoannoypeople "oh my gosh, i know the biggest secret," "what?" "oops, can't tell you." ( ini si eshol fishing abis haha)
• #waystoannoypeople say something halfway and then say... "nevermind, forget it" (super bzzt)
• #waystoannoypeople follow them then unfollow them repeatedly
• #waystoannoypeople being inconsiderate especailly only calling people when you need something ughhh (terkadang friendship based on money kayaknya lol)
• #waystoannoypeople jump in a ongoing conversation with a totally different subject. OOH THE ANGER!