ice breaker answer

i dont really know have i posted the answer for the last ice breaker, well suddenly found this one!

1. Siapa Penyanyi wanita yang sering pingsan? Pingsan mambo
2. Apa hayo sekuel dr Prince of Persia???
3. Salon apa yg kalo mau masuk nunggunya lamaaaaa banget? Johnny Antrean
4. mengapa wasit sepakbola pake sempritan? Kalo siul pegel.
5. Sungai/Laut apa yg tidak pernah ada airnya? Sungai/Laut di peta
6. siapa 2 jagoan paling bego dunia? Batman.punya sayap tp ga bs terbang.Robin,uda tw batman ga bs trbg ikt2 pake syp
7. hewan apa yang bisa kaya? Hewan to be a millionaire
8. Alat transportasi apa yg paling ironis? Kere-ta pi punya rumah 7, bungalow, deposito 7 milyar...
9. binatang apa yang bisa menyembuhkan masuk angin? jangkrik. krn jangkrik bisa mengerik
10. Buah apa yang cerewet? Buahwel-nya nyokap lo kalo lagi ceramah.
11. ada orang miskin yg keluarganya kaya 7 turunan.kenapa dia miskin?karena dia turunan ke 8
12. satu huruf doang tapi bacanya bisa lama? M aja lah
13. mobil apa yang cocok untuk orang pegel2? mobil pijet (peugeout)
14. Gombal apa yang bisa kungfu?? Dragomball
15. Arwah Apa yang Jago Marketing? Arwah Pemasaran
16. sapa penyanyi yang juga punya pabrik plastik? MIKA :p
17. Siapa nama aslinya nasi? Halu. Karena HALUsiNASI
18. kalo junior minta senior ngeretweet, yang dipanggil siapa? Kartini dong. (Ka, RT ini dong!)
19. Kucing apa yang menempel? Kucing Leng (Leng Cat)
20. Ikan apa yang dibutuhkan Susno dan Kapolri? A: baIKAN *jayus berat*
21. Artis yang sering diinjek-injek? Nia Permadani
22. DJ apa yg ngeselin? DJ-elasin berkali² msh aja ga ngerti. -_-"
23. Siapa DJ yang kepalanya suka sakit? DJ-TAKIN
24. Siapa DJ yang dari Spanyol & bikin basah sama geli? DJ-LATIN
25. siapa DJ yg kupingnya lebar? DJ-WER!
26. Siapa pahlawan terlucu? Cute Nyak Dien
27. Siapa org Jepang yg hidungnya slalu berdarah? Mimi-san.
28. klub sepak bola yang berhati dingin? Livercool
29. VCD apa yang bisa nyanyi??? VCD ALDIANO
30. kue ini pertama kali ditemukan oleh Alexander Graham Bell! KLEPON!

okay i still laugh about this cheesy questions LOL

10 years ahead

i know we wont know what will happen tomorrow, next 2 days, next month or next year. but dont you ever wonder what will happen?

next 10 years I'll be 28,
to whom will i be married? Indonesian or Japanese or probably Korean? lol.
how many languages will I mastered?
where will I be? Will I be in Tokyo? or will I be in Paris still learning more about pastry? or probably in Swiss or Belgium learning more about chocolate?
or will I be working in a hotel in Jakarta or in foreign countries?
Will I have my own cake shop? I do hope so.
Will I be thin? -HA! we'll see! Will I ever reach 170cm tall?

And, less than 10 years, there will be the amazing 02.02.2020!
reunion! yeaayyy! with whom will I sit? with AR1SAN? probably with Cheryl Joanne :)
I simply wonder who will Kevin Winata or Angelina Veni be!! they are just sooo awesome!
and I kinda wonder will Alberta be a doctor or designer in the end. LOL
OMG in another 10 years most of us would be married! awww
and, ms SH, will you be in our reunion?

in another 10 years, will SMAK 1 still be number 1? -ha!
what will Indonesia be? still full of corrupter and stuff? we'll see!

the (wo)man who cant be moved.

never thought i'm in love again. still not sure whether its love or crush actually. for sure, i like him. yes people i do have heart which still can melt! LOL

I have no holes in my shoes but a gigantic hole in my world.
Some tried to give me money but I'm not broke. I'm just a broken hearted girl.
They say I'm wasting my time waiting for you to come because you'll never come back. but, they used to say the world was flat and how wrong was that now?
how can I move on when I'm in love with you?
it's just a feelin that i have.

after missing for weeks, just right when im thinking of letting you go, yes, you actually showed up! and not for just 1 time, we met for consecutive 3 times. I'll be waiting for the next surprise!

and, penny for your name, love? probably a dollar for your biodata and ... a fortune for your last name. LOL yes im crazy!