Pangeran leher berkerak <3 purple fairy

cuman sayangnya purple fairynya SAMA SEKALI GA TERTARIK ( kalo bs mah gw underline jg deh ) ama pangeran leher berkerak hwhw
this thing is just a may scandal. hahaha cmn berhubung banyak yg belom tau, i think it's fun to read! wkwk anw, buat yang gatau sapa si subjek2 ini, jangan malu2 untuk bertanya. okay?

* shitty scandal ini semua diambil dari fb si pangeran leher berkerak, dari wall postnya bulan may i think, dan ini gw cmn pilih yang wall post2 shittyny yang ttg desprately fallin in love hwhw. selamat membaca gossip licker! have fun! because i know you'll love it :D dan fyi, buat nyari ni wall post, dibutuhkan waktu lebih dr 15 menit membuka older postnya. nyieeeekkkk

1. may 8 : Is still miss her so much. Hope her will know this feeling soon. But until now, nothing happens. >.< (talk about the broken english hiah hiah hiahhh )
2. may 8 : Lg heran ma gebetan gw yg ni. Kq lbran ga OL y? Ap2 gr2 sbk nari bwt pensi? Wkwkwk. Xp, abis itu dia komenin sendiri : maklum anak MD sich
3. may 15 : Fokus Rick! Fokus! Msh ada 3 masalah yg blm d hadapi! But I still miss you,beib. Haha. >.<
4. may 16 : Cape hbs plg dr les SAT slm 4 jam. Hwhw. >.<> ( mimpi boleh kok setinggi langit. hwhw )
5. may 16 : Ga tahaann! Mw ngm yg sbnr na. Tp gmn cr na y?? (mau nembak nih critanya? jawaban bknnya dah pasti yah? )
6. may 17 : Kl uda ngaku rasana lega y. Haha. Tp syg gw ga bkl lnjtin lg kcuali dy mrespon. I'll find smone else. Smangka Mangga Apel Jambu. Sialna ga lepel bu. >.< ( buah2annya GA PENTING ABIS, sumpah! dan bagian sial ga levelnya bagus bangeeeett! untung lu nyadar lu level terendah si skolah )
7. may 18 : Kaki pegal hbs maen bultang. Cape2... Rese bgt nh cewe. Eh jgn ge-er d lo! Stroberi Mangga Apel. Sori ga lepel! ( *anak putus cinta yang seteres, makanya mulai gila )
8. may 18 : Suka2 gw dnk! Mw krm sms quote keq, pljran keq! Itu kn hak gw! Ckck. Kukira qta teman bro! ( gw dah tanya lgsg ke purple fairy, katanya si pangeran leher berkerak ini emg suka sms dy ttg plajaran, cmn kalo ga salah ga dibales. and fyi. semua wall-to-wall dr dia ke purple fairy GA PERNAH DIBALES. ckck. kasiaaan )
9. may 20 : Yes! There's another way to reach my love. Just be patient Rick! You'll get it. ( lu dapet apa? purple fairy? ngimpi lu! )
10. may 21 : My heart crushed when the head of my guitar was damaged by the incident. ( gw jg puitis kok orgnya, cmn kok ga ngerti ma skali yah? gw yang terlalu goblok ato emg dia yang terlalu aneh? )
11. may 23 : Honestly, I JUST WANNA SAY "I LOVE YOU". But I ca'nt say it now. Just wait the show time y T*! Hehe.. ( eh ada orang gilak disini.. ckck. ketebak ga t*nya sapa? ) btw, dia komen sendiri tuh : tunggu ampe selesai ulangan umum d t* ( lo kira dia bakal suka lu ngom kek gitu hah? hoeeeeekkkk ) dan dia like sendiri. ( ckck. orang sakit beneran )
12. may 23 : Ga tw knp... Kq akhir2 ni 'She looks so sexy and beautiful'. Make my heart beating loudly. Haha. ( OMONUUUNNNN OH MY GOD OH MY OH MY ) dan seperti biasa, dia like sendiri dan komen sendiri : Beneran loh. Kl ngeliat dy jd na pengen mndekap dy dgn erat dan lembut. Wkwk. Pkk na top bgt! ( gw ga tau deh gmn rasanya jd purple fairy. ckck )
13. may 24 : Sbnr na yg ngrasa sp c? Tmn na ato si target? Kq yg marah2 mlh tmn na? Gila! Makin kacau aj nh dunia. Prsoalan antar 2 org, jd mslh 1 klmpk besar. Ckck. Pd lebay c nanggepin na. Mank situ sp gw?! Mak gw aj bkn?!! ( eitsss, fyi, she's a socialista and you're just a shitty dork commin out of no where. and all of us loooveeesss gossip. get used to it dirt. )
14. may 26 : SWT! WTF! Apalah! Mkin lm kq mkin aneh c! Cewe t mank ssh d ngerti in! Ap lg kl ud jutek. Wkwk. Xp ( marah2 tapi blakang2 'wkwk'. maksud? )
15. june 1 : Jd kangen ma dy nh.. Pdhl td ktmu y d sklh. Hehe. >.< ( of course purple fairy doesn't want to see you. fyi yah, tiap kali gw gangguin dy dgn lu, dia ketok kayu bk cmn 3 x. puluhan kali man. wkwk, get a life ! )

that's all the scoop from fb! ga gitu banyak si. cmn i know you guys love it! wkwk. anw, ada 1 extra scoop nih. gw bru inget. in mid may, si pangeran leher berkerak suka ganti2 status jd in a relationship, tau2 single lagi, trus in a relationship lagi, tau2 single lg dst. dan ada 1 wallpost yang menarik perhatian, may 1 :

Was shocked by the announcement of OSK.. I need smone to make me happy. Owh God. Where is my gf now. I need her. >.<

dan ada yang nanya gfnya sapa dan dia jawab :

Ad d. Wkwk.. Hehe. Xp
Yg tw cm mz Shirley ma bbrp org. Haha.

mungkin ga si yang dimaksud si purple fairy? kalo iya si. WEW WEW WEW. buset buset buset.
anw, again, pangeran leher kerak, selamat yah kalo lu baca. lu ga bs berbuat apa2 man. soalnya lu cmn low life gatau drmn yang ga punya temen. hahahha.

a nice scoop right gossip lickers? thanks for reading. toodles dear! :)